Cats are definitely green, not purple

sourgoat:

Things that need to stop being in kid shows.

"I can’t lose to a girl"

"I can’t believe I lost to a girl"

"you let a girl beat you"

If you keep showing these types of mindsets to kids they’re going to think they should think that way as well.

cheekily:

christmastree-cake:

seashellies:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

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and it’s fucking terrifying

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.

I had a snail phase at one point

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zooophagous:

boujhetto:




Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”

zooophagous:

boujhetto:

Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”

fangoriaaa:

maydeathneverstopyou:

why do vampires go around suckin blood from people’s necks when they can find the nearest girl on her period and ask to eat her out it’s beneficial for them both what the fuck vampires 

fukinc I wanna be a period sucking vampire b y. e

chandra75:

George Takei,

You rule. 

An alligator dies. Its tombstone reads "See you later."
Anonymous

iguanamouth:

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wow im sad now

nebulasresolution:

If I am ignoring you, I apologize. I become distracted and will focus on one thing a while. Sometimes I’m just emotionally overwhelmed and I have to lay down for a while. I’m not ignoring you because it’s you it’s because life is distracting and hard and so sometimes I just need to stop talking to people and sometimes I do that suddenly.

theladyarendelle:

"who knew we owned eight thousand salad plates"

theladyarendelle:

"who knew we owned eight thousand salad plates"

fivehundredrevolutions:

A handy guide to some of the terrible things the Mail has printed since 1924.
This barely scratches the surface, though, I find it hard to believe they didn’t do anything terrible between 1956 and 1984.

fivehundredrevolutions:

A handy guide to some of the terrible things the Mail has printed since 1924.

This barely scratches the surface, though, I find it hard to believe they didn’t do anything terrible between 1956 and 1984.

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

i didn’t know what to do

anononymouss:

rebelliousminion:

crazyhowlifeworks:

howtotrainyourbabyboo:

ohheyitsjeremy:

OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOo0o0oOOOoo0oD.

OH MY GOD PLEASE DONT UNFOLLOW ME FOR THIS

ACTUALLY DO IF YOU CANT HANDLE THIS YOU CANT HANDLE MY BLOG 

IM REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN

what. the. FUCK?

OH GOD

mygayshoes:

Everyone points out that Robert Downey Jr basically IS Tony Stark, but the same can be said for Mark Ruffalo who basically IS Bruce Banner.

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I mean-

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Seriously-

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Basically-

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It’s pretty obvious-

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That he-

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 IS Bruce Banner.

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vandigo:

dinosaurs-daleks-and-detectives:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

vengefulbarista:

The cast of The Lord of the Rings, everybody.

I tried to scroll past this…I really tried.

cast of the Academy Award winning Lord of the Rings trilogy 

This will forever be the best picture to ever come from a movie cast.

vandigo:

dinosaurs-daleks-and-detectives:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

vengefulbarista:

The cast of The Lord of the Rings, everybody.

I tried to scroll past this…I really tried.

cast of the Academy Award winning Lord of the Rings trilogy 

This will forever be the best picture to ever come from a movie cast.

bw6:

bw6:

I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle

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